The 7 Stages of Grief(Glee) You Go Through When You Are Away From Your Kids

Stage 1: Joyful Anticipation You decide to take a trip, without the kids.  You’re about 2-3 months out at this point.  It’s basically all you think about.  Every time one of the kids whines…”this time 3 months from now, I will be lying on a beach, drink in hand, and this will be a distant […]

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My Firstborn: He’s Growing Up, and I Love It

8 years old.  It’s a sweet spot. I love my 4 and 2 year old. SOMETIMES, I like them. Honestly though, not ALL that often. (But SOMETIMES I do, ok?) It’s true, there’s nothing cuter than the fat-bellied, short-legged physique of my 2-year old.  He’s learning new words every day…heck, new sentences.  Paragraphs.  It’s fascintating […]

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Mother-Freaking Affairs: An Interview With a Girl I Know

I got to put my Barbara Walter pants back on today, and conduct yet another interview. We here at Mother Freaking have now interviewed a Lady I Know Who Raised a Mother-Freaking Good Kid, a Girl I Know Who is Overcoming a Mother-Freaking Hard Addiction, and today, a Girl I Know Whose Husband Had Mother-Freaking […]

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